In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — Yellow

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Yellow

  • dad: Well. It probably is an infection. If you have no fever, no big tender lumps on the side of your neck, but do have nasal drainage, them it is probably a viral infection and you just treat the symptoms. On a different subject. Why cant i stop listening to cold play?
  • me: Ummm i don’t know!
  • dad: Is your snot yellow? Cold play reference!
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  • lol i can just picture this dad yelling 'coldplay reference!'