VERNON yeah I’d go by Boyd, too.

“What, like Uncle Vernon?” asked Stiles. ‘Wait, Boyd isn’t your first name?’

I’m just remembering that bit from Dave Chapelle’s Block Party, when Dave is interviewing the marching band conductor, and he’s like “Right now we are experiencing a historic moment. Meet the first ever black man to be named Millhouse.”

NO WONDER HIS LIFE WAS SO TERRIBLE PREWEREWOLF, HIS NAME WAS VERNON MILTON BOYD!!!!!!!