mackem derek is like some kind of universal balance

mackem somewhere on the other side of the world is a dude who is having a perpetually brilliant time

mackem derek is beacon hill's rincewind

canistakahari that person

canistakahari is tyler hoechlin

mackem LOL

mackem "dear diary, wow, today was brilliant, my baseball team did really well and i heard a fantastic joke and my co-star had a birthday and it was a great excuse to kiss him in public and i found five dollars!"

mackem vs

mackem "dear diary. you have mold growing in you. today i jumped down stairs and sprained my ankle, and all my milk went bad because i live in a train. why do i live in a train."