That’ll do, America.
I enjoy coming up with titles for theoretical sequels, they make about as much sense as the actual titles
Fifty Shades Furrier
Fifty Shades More Bulbous
Fifty Shades Sniktbub
On a related note everyone I know who has actually read the books has said that the sex was just really boring after a while
Fifty Shades Rraaaarrl, complete with Rorschach descending down on the cover
Coming soon 2 a bookstore near u
And with this, I’d like to announce my retirement from the Internet. Godspeed.