stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
son: no-
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT’S FINE OKAY BYE
The thing that makes this really funny to me is knowing who Stephen King’s son is
Well, maybe they meant the other one! He has two!
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#stephenking“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.
Word for today: wisdom of repugnance
The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad
ALTthis is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all
When you read, do you prefer reading in past tense (he said,) or do you prefer reading in the present tense (he says)? Reblogs for sample size genuinely would help not for note grabs
Past Tense (he said)
Present Tense (he says)
hawberries
I am here at METRO COMIC-CON in melbourne so please drop by and say hi! :D
it’s also our favourite soggy paper towel’s birthday on Sunday (9th July) so I have prepared an activity :)
