lol Jackson. I swear, I can start every episode that way and it’d be fine, even ones he’s not really in.

I do like the way they did this, though. And I like that Danny’s a super-good best friend. He didn’t watch!

Allison’s talking to Lydia like Lydia’s 25 years older than her. It’s kind of hilarious.

I will never get tired of laughing at the ridiculous tail on the kanima.

He has no scent, but wouldn’t it be funny if he smelled Drakkar Noir? lol Scott smells Armani. That’s wonderful.

You might have been able to just go in the front. Unless Danny had a fake. “I think we’re in a gay club.” So smart, Scott.

That bartender is pretty cute.

Stiles bopping to the music is so great, and Scott being ridiculously pleased by the guy buying his soda is even better.

Lydia’s dog is named Prada? Of course. And the dog’s adorable!

That’s a lot of passed out dude choreography! Kudos for all falling in a neat line.

This guy is too cute and too nice, so he’s probably evil. He does also have crazy eyes, though, so maybe he’s not.

“That was rhetorical!” I love you, Stiles. “What, it’s a club! We were clubbing, at the club!”

Poor Stiles’ dad. Haha, and Scott’s face after he punches out Jackson.

Awww, Jackson’s dad knows something wrong, just because Stiles has a better relationship with his dad than Jackson does. That’s somehow sort of sweet. I also feel a little bad for Jackson’s parents.

ALLISON, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BAD LIAR, TOO? Ugh, one of them really needs to develop this skill. Stiles is the closest to it, but even he needs some time to come up with plausible lies.

Grandpa Tigh, I think anyone would get nervous about this. There’s a reason why pulse rate isn’t the only thing used on polygraph tests.

I hope someone sends a spitball into Allison’s mom’s face. That’d be hysterical.

These kids get out of class at 4? That’s terrible.

“Can’t I be strong and go to prom?” Excellent question, Allison.

At least wipe your prints, Stiles. Jeez.

Yes, I’m pretty sure the cops do have to take your fake ID, Danny. Ahahaha, Jackson is always at about a 4. Scott, you’re such a dummy.

SHOW, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO THROW CRYING DUDES OUT THERE, OKAY? That’s so not playing fair.

That was a little too much product placement for me, Pandora. Oh, MTV shows, you’re so good at taking me out of the moment. Awkward., which is a better show than Teen Wolf, incidentally, also does this from time to time and it’s so… well, awkward.

Lydia, why are you sitting alone in the dark for over an hour in Allison’s room? And of course she knows archaic Latin. I love her.

“That means lawyer.” Hahaha, Jackson.