Teen Wolf 2.04

Boss guy, this is not finding out your deal. >:(

All this is telling me is Grandpa Tigh knows Alan the Boss Guy, and they all know things kill other things. WHICH IS NOTHING AT ALL.

“I’ll just be back here, seething with rage.” Stiles, I get you, buddy.

Uh-oh, the hot mechanic is in danger already. I like that more pretty boys than pretty girls get killed around these parts.

And this is why touch screens will kill us all. Stiles could have dialed with his tongue if he had a proper keypad.

I like Allison’s lipstick in this scene. That’s me, always making the tough observations.

lol I love werewolf training montages. You’d think I wouldn’t since I don’t like werewolf fights, but I was a little kid in the 80’s. Montages are my bread and butter.

Well, Erica, I guess that’s unpredictable. Boyd is still my favorite. He’s just horrified and observing.

Where do I know Lydia’s mother from?

ANOTHER NEW PERSON? ENOUGH, TEEN WOLF. Oh, and another new person, but it’s Bianca Lawson playing a grown up, so her I’ll remember. I don’t think she’s ever played a non-teenager in anything I’ve ever seen!

Oh Scott. Bestiality, bestiary, same difference.

Jackson, I admit you’re cute, but you’re also an asshole, which really isn’t everyone’s type.

I love Stiles relaying the messages. He isn’t made for running. Why don’t you just borrow Stiles’ phone during school, though, Allison? He’d probably let you. Stop being so stupid, kids.

I WANT TO SEE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE. Hahaha.

But at least all the adults are also stupid.

Haha, I thought camera dude was hitting on Scott’s mom for a minute there. Dial it down while stalking Allison, buddy.

Woohoo, check out Boyd’s arms in that v-neck. *__* I picked a good favorite new character.

Poor Stiles. How many times do I say this per episode?

The bigger they are…the bigger…they are. &COACH;

Why do so many people think the pool a good place for confrontations? It’s really not.

Oh, ouch, that was a broken bone. We all literally heard bone breaking.

Can werewolves drown? They probably can drown.

Haha, Grandpa Tigh invited Scott to dinner? How very awkward, which at least they all acknowledge.

Aw, Stiles on rescue squad. Sort of. And werewolves can drown! Thanks for the info, Scott. And the lizard creature is definitely not amphibious, got it.

Haha, Grandpa overriding Dad, all parents’ #1 pet peeve, even when it involves zero werewolves seeing their daughters naked.

Scott the safecracker cracks me the hell up. And I’d love to see Allison the bank robber. She’d be sort of like Catwoman.

GRANDPA TIGH IS HILARIOUS AHAHA. A cookbook in the safe!

Why don’t you guys trust each other at this point, honestly? Though lol I like that he just let Derek sink.

FUCK YOU, SCOTT. ARGH.

…Your mom who was just at the lacrosse match? SCOTT, BETTER COVER STORIES. NOW. Well, at least you seemed to realize Stiles was in trouble.

Haha, the thing has a prehensile tail, like a monkey.

Derek just likes killing things.

Yeah, Scott, Grandpa Tigh is the only decent liar on this whole show. But why is everyone always threatening his mom? Who apparently did go to work for like a 2 hour shift??? This is such a stupid show. But I liked the Dexter shot at the end there!