And onto season two!

Admit it; this scene was just written so Jackson would have to appear wet, wearing a ripped t-shirt, and in slow-mo. Do werewolves always go for the abs when biting? If so, they’re smarter than vampires.

The half-human werewolf run is hilarious, but I like Scott’s new hair.

Fathers of teenage girls really gotta lighten up. They’re gonna have sex sooner or later, with werewolves or not! Haha, this is one of those experiences I can’t relate to, since I’m a child of divorced hippies. My dad mostly stayed out of everything, which I was fiiine with.

Ooh, an actual credits sequence! Yay! And it’s pretty awesome, too.

Stiles: still a dork. Good.

Allison’s mom is as scary as her dad.

Ow, Lydia’s side looks crazy painful and what the hell is that black gunk? And now she’s jumped out the window naked or something. Oh, or she’s screaming because she’s been kidnapped or something.

I hate how bright I have to make my monitor just to see anything in this show. Have more scenes inside, werewolves and werewolf hunters!

Derek: still creepy. Good.

Hey, I know Isaac’s dad from something. Who’s that guy? Is that Dawson’s dad??? (HAHA I JUST CHECKED THE IMDB AND IT IS. Why can’t I have skills that are actually useful?) And everyone plays lacrosse in this show.

I like Jackson’s very manful scarf.

Coach: still excellent. Good. And apparently only has one testicle.

Lydia would make an excellent wereunicorn. So would Stiles, actually.

Jackson’s, like, completely tragic.

There are too many new people in this episode. I know it’s a new season and all, but I don’t even have all the supporting characters from last season down yet.

And this is probably one of the reasons my school only had general detention. No one teacher could keep you in their classroom after class.

Well, I’ll remember Tigh is a new character, but it’s not like I’ll be able to call him anything but Grandpa Tigh.

Stiles and Scott, you’re not inconspicuous. And I’m glad everyone is acknowledging that. Haha.

I hope the tie falling off wasn’t meant to happen and they just ad-libbed Stiles picking it up.

WEREWOLF FIGHT…s are still not that interesting.

Lydia didn’t bother stealing clothes in all this time? Poor Stiles and poor his dad, as usual.

Haha, I like this little huddle Scott and Derek are doing here. Grandpa Tigh is great. Thanks for the exposition of what Omegas are, crazy! lol Allison’s family.

Oi, Jackson.

IS THERE A TRAIN IN DEREK’S HOUSE?