Two episodes in one day, yep. ALL FREE TIME BELONGS TO TEEN WOLF NOW. Well, and reading comics, which I’ll be doing later on. Finishing Young Avengers, then onto Runaways! \o/ Also, I’m going to start cutting these because they’re getting obnoxiously long and the only people who are reading them have shared hotel rooms with me multiple times.

I love the continued use of not-quite-on-point horror tropes! Scary parking garage, check. I also love that Derek was ~born a wolf~ or whatever. I also love that Scott’s a complete dumbass. And this show’s constantly shirtless guys, which let’s face it, was the main reason I decided to watch the show in the first place.

Allison, it’s okay to sit around your bedroom without a bra. If you’re like 90% of the women I know, it comes off ten seconds after you get home.

Slowly drawing a spiral in fog is a werewolf marriage ritual! No, really, I’m as confused as Scott. Well, nearly as confused as Scott because I don’t think I’m able to be that confused.

Derek is such a creeper. I admire that.

Scott’s hair has grown out and looks less stupid now. Stiles, I definitely can’t see you being particularly good at the silent treatment. SEE. Such a chatterbox!

I like Lydia more and more every episode, though I’m not entirely sure why. Just inherent greatness, I guess?

Scott, like Stiles is not good at the silent treatment, you are not good at evasion. Subtle is so far out of your wheelhouse.

HAHA I WAS MID-WAY TYPING THE INCREDIBLE HULK WHEN THEY SAID SCOTT
CONTROLLING HIS HEART RATE IS LIKE THE HULK. EXCELLENT, SHOW. Keep on
keeping on with the comics references.

Jackson’s back in form, I see, staring from a distance at balls flying at Scott’s face. What? It’s a legitimate description of the scene.

What the flying fuck was that?

This is meant to be Jackson being intimidating, and it is, but it also comes off like Jackson is propositioning Allison for a threesome.

Awwww Scott loves her. So cute. Stiles is cracking me up with his dismissive “that’s beautiful.”

Hahahaha I love that Stiles plan was just letting someone kick the shit out of Scott.

Poor Derek. :( You really are a little too impatient, though.

So Scott is The Hulk and Derek is Daredevil, got it. He can tell you’re lying or maybe just scared shitless.

lol Stiles loves Scott’s IDK???? plan. And Scott’s howl sounded like a baby crying.

Oh shit. Derek has died like eight times already. Ooh, next episode looks great. I’m glad I watched this one now because it was kind of spinning its wheels.