In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your...

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fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

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This made me laugh unreasonably hard.

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