Public Humiliation of the Day: When married actor Brian Presley attempted a little adultery this morning on his cross-country flight, he had no idea he was hitting on model Melissa Stetten, whose Twitter feed — with 13,000+ followers — broadcast in real time his increasingly pitiful, hypocritical attempt to renege on his vows. Here’s the recap in its entirety.

(Disclaimer: This could all be a hoax, but nothing yet proves it didn’t happen — Stetten dates noted prankster Anthony Cumia, of Opie and Anthony.)

[thanks, chase!]