stop me before i hypmic again (or, you know, don’t).
Hypnosis Microphone, Ramuda/Jakurai, M, 6400 words, TDD-era fic dedicated to the fact that ramuda is a walking incorrect quote and, hmmm, more angsty than originally intended:
And then he spoke: “Aohitsugi Samatoki? My name is Jinguji Jakurai, and I’ll be your doctor today.”
“You gave my real name?!” Samatoki hissed.
“Shut up, five,” Ramuda hissed back urgently, sitting up straight as Jakurai’s voice hit him square in the chest and then took a sharp turn south. “A ten is speaking.”