In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — shellstrapon: nbjanet: duvallon: why are...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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duvallon

why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’

nbjanet

Most people: fight or flight

Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck

shellstrapon

He’s got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too

the good place jason mendoza throw a molotov cocktail and then you’ve got another problem

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