Daichi Sawamura “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!”

Kōshi Sugawara “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be prettier than me.”

Asahi Azumane “You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?”

Yū Nishinoya “I respect women. I’m a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen Degeneres.”

Ryūnosuke Tanaka “I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.”

Chikara Ennoshita “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”

Kazuhito Narita “The Japanese language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”

Hisashi Kinoshita “I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.”

Tobio Kageyama “When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”

Shōyō Hinata “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”

Kei Tsukishima “Ok. No hard feelings, but I hate you. No joking. Bye.”

Tadashi Yamaguchi “Be myself.’ What kind of garbage advice is that?”

Kiyoko Shimizu “I’m not a stone-cold bitch. I’m a natural, beautiful presence.”

Hitoka Yachi “She said she was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’”

Ittetsu Takeda “The new plan is: no plan! We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence”

Keishin Ukai “I’ve only known Karasuno for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”