Karasuno as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

• Daichi Sawamura: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!”
• Kōshi Sugawara: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be prettier than me.”
• Asahi Azumane: “You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?”
• Yū Nishinoya: “I respect women. I’m a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen Degeneres.”
• Ryūnosuke Tanaka: “I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.”
• Chikara Ennoshita: “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
• Kazuhito Narita: “The Japanese language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
• Hisashi Kinoshita: “I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.”
• Tobio Kageyama: “When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”
• Shōyō Hinata: “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”
• Kei Tsukishima: “Ok. No hard feelings, but I hate you. No joking. Bye.”
• Tadashi Yamaguchi: “Be myself.’ What kind of garbage advice is that?”
• Kiyoko Shimizu: “I’m not a stone-cold bitch. I’m a natural, beautiful presence.”
• Hitoka Yachi: “She said she was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’”
• Ittetsu Takeda: “The new plan is: no plan! We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence”
• Keishin Ukai: “I’ve only known Karasuno for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”