Anonymous asked:

Hey ^_^ if you’re still taking the tsukkiyama asks, how would you feel about Tsukki as dungeon master in a friendly session of D&D and they’re always awkwardly flirting with geeky puns?

LOVED THIS ONE!

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Hinata rolls the dice, muttering something about please please be good to mama this time under his breath.

“What did you just say?” asks Kageyama.

“Nothing!” says Hinata, waving his hand in front of his face.

The dice stop. Tsukishima peers over his trifold at them and consults his manual. “Whoops, you died. Rest in peace, Ranger,” he tells Hinata, who lets out a mournful howl. Kageyama snorts so hard that he inhales half his milk tea and Yachi has to thump him on the back so he doesn’t choke to death, while halfway to a panic attack herself.

Tsukishima grabs a bowl of popcorn and sits back in his chair, grinning.

“Enjoying yourself?” Yamaguchi asks, somehow not halfway to a panic attack himself. Maybe he feels Yachi’s got that covered, Tsukishima’s not sure.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Tsukishima says lightly. “I don’t control the dice.”

Yamaguchi snorts. “No, but you love lording over the pandemonium. Tsukki’s chaotic evil.”

“Hey, you and I both know I’m neutral all over.” Tsukishima smirks and passes the popcorn over to Yamaguchi, who scoots over to take it while sliding his foot out of his indoor shoe. His big toe is halfway up Tsukishima’s calf when Tsukishima freezes in his seat, wondering if anyone else has noticed them playing footsie under the table.

“Not so neutral now, are you?” Yamaguchi mutters out of the side of his mouth. He grins wide and casually tosses a handful of popcorn into his mouth, while Tsukishima’s blinks at him. Which one of them is supposed to be evil again?