Dr. Seuss was heavy. Really. This is what these stories were actually about.

This is awesome. I heard Dr. Seuss (aka Theodor Geisel) once wrote an erotic book for adults in the same style as his kid’s books. I guess it was so racy, the publisher hushed it up and you can’t find copies anymore. I’m just going to assume it was called Where The Floogle Sticks His Noodle.