In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — zarekthelordofthefries: prokopetz: Media...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

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This is the principle behind medieval jesters

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