my letter to rob mcelhenney

[bbymacdennis]

Dear Rob,
I feel like I can call you Rob because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a drink. I know I can’t drink as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You act good. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would always be sunny.
- C