Dear 2017,

[dennys]

Listen. At the end of each year everyone always claims it was the worst. And that’s probably a lot of pressure for you, 2017. You might be scared you’ll top them all, that you might suck harder than anything has ever sucked before. But don’t let the previous setbacks lessen your courage or dampen your positivity. This is YOUR year 2017! It’s named after you! And it’s going to be full of friendship and love and art and animals and pancakes and waffles and late night chats with pals and more connecting to people like you on the internet and more sharing creative output and more everything that makes you happy. We can just feel it. So put a pot of coffee on and get ready for your big day. It’s almost here.

Signed,
Denny’s