In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — theasgardiandetective: theasgardiandetective: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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So they’ve already put up the Christmas lights at the local shopping center right and one part of the display are these big festive phrases hung between the buildings; y’know standard stuff like “Believe” and “Wish”-- and for whatever reason, “Ding dong”. But the thing is if you stand on one side of the road half of it is blocked from view so it just looks like someone decided to write “DONG” in massive fuck-off glowing letters and hang it in the middle of the high street and tbh it’s the closest thing to a Christmas miracle I’ve ever seen

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i have to admit i didn't expect the DONG to be so joyful put that on my tombstone

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#i have to admit #put that on my tombstone