teaboot

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

candidlyautistic

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

uirgiliana

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

thesallowbeldam

…Catholics are reblogging this to complain-

that Jesus is not, in fact, a demigod, but rather fully divine and fully human.

The cannibalism is apparently non-controversial.

Good to know.

ihavealotoffeelings

I mean, to be fair, he TOLD us to eat his flesh and drink his blood, so it’s consensual cannibalism. Don’t kinkshame Jesus.

nonnegative

Yeah I mean as far as religions go, Catholicism is pretty specific about communion being literal blood and flesh. Consensual cannibalism in palatable wine and wafer form.