In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — xxxdragonfucker69xxx: just-shower-thoughts:...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pearwaldorf
just-shower-thoughts

Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century’s ultimate sign of respect.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

#it’s the modern equivalent of taking off your hat

nonnegative

how creeped out would everybody be if i also added ‘milady’ after i did it, though?

because i like being a creeper but i think that might even be too far for me