• gansey: i'll have a large coffee
• adam: i'll have a small
• gansey: *i have clearly made a mistake. the large coffee is going to be too large. adam made the right decision, of course, big shocker there. adam's small coffee will the perfect temperature until the last sip but mine will likely be cold by the time i'm finished, unless i chug it. and i can't chug hot coffee; it will burn my tongue and give me heartburn. i'll have to choke down cold coffee and you know what? i deserve it*
• MEANWHILE...
• adam: *Gansey ordered a large coffee because he has the money to do it. Doesn't he know how much I could use a large coffee? I've been up since 5AM doing homework and now I have to go work my two part-time jobs, but I only have the money to pay for one small coffee a week. And I know Gansey would pay for my large coffee but I can't let him do that, he would hold it over me and I can't owe anyone anything ever.*