laneybugawesomeness

It’s technically true.

nonnegative

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR JAPAN’S FAVORITE FIGHTING MONSTER

humandoodad

(GODZILLA!)

Watch me stompin’ em, tail-thompin’ ‘em
beast-chompin’ ‘em. I’m–

(GODZILLA)

Eat the Reds and Hessians.

(GODZILLA)

I laugh when Howe

Runs
and hides
pushing men aside.