In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — sweeneytad: I just realized I’ve survived...

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I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

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sweeneytad:

I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

fuck yeah i am

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