In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — Me: Hi! Some person: I HATE smalltalk. Talk to me...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • Me: Hi!
  • Some person: I HATE smalltalk. Talk to me about galaxies and-
  • Me: Bye!
yup talk to me about galaxies in six months now the weather

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