I’M TRYING NOT TO BE OBNOXIOUS BUT I’M ENJOYING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

ANOTHER COOL FUN FLASHBACK.  Once I was sleep deprived and punchdrunk in the back of nonnegative‘s car, and she was stopping at mcdonalds and I had ELEVEN DOLLARS and I asked her for ELEVEN HAMBURGERS and she straight up REFUSED and we had fisticuffs until our bodies fell off, and she only ended up getting me two.  i ate one and fell asleep with it still in my mouf.  ANYWAY, I DESERVED ELEVEN.  

ummmmm alcohol.  NO, JK HAHA anything with bitters or ginger beer.  I also like a good cape coddah, or a whiskey sour.  I also was HUGELY OBSESSED with Shipyard’s Gingerbread Head this year.  I am currently obsessed with Blue Moon Cinnamon Horchata.  Basically, I’ll drink it if it doesn’t have orange or pineapple juice.  

fun fact: this goes to one’s head quickly.

I HAVE BEEN STARING AT THIS AND IDK WHAT IT MEANS.

no.