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(via 10 Amazingly Bad Retro Halloween Costumes: What Exactly Was Wrong With Your Parents?)

“Say what you will about the quality of the costumes, but you have to admit that the people responsible for making the actual masks had an amazing gift for capturing emotion. Unfortunately, that emotion tended to land somewhere between mild discomfort and soul-crushing ennui. Thor here is right there in the middle with a pretty perfect expression of being uncertain as to whether or not he’ll be able to make it to the bathroom.”

HORRIFYING

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NOTHING was wrong with my parents. NOTHING. My mom used to sew me beautiful homemade costumes and 4-year-old me REJECTED THEM because I wanted to wear a SOULLESS CARE BEAR MASK INSTEAD. What was wrong with tiny ME?