In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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i often find myself reblogging white people kiss their dogs jokes though i am white and do not kiss dogs because my mother is a white person who kisses dogs and makes me talk to them on the phone >:( the unbreakable kimmy schmidt

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