[wolfofwaluigi]

The Master says put them down!  Avoid any association with sales reps!  Thin Mints may alter your body fat if too many are consumed!  They are the true test of the master’s students, and failure to resist will result in punishments!  Scream in the faces of their distributors and douse them with spoiled milk! Consumption will be tolerated by the Master!  The Scouts are rumored to be zombies that find our kind to be a threat (which we are!).  Their own petty instincts assume we might give into the decadent yet delicate temptation of the Thin Mints and their supposedly innocent presentation, but beware and be clear of mind, it will be your greatest test!

Avoid any association with the demonic scouts.