bitterowls
your fave is problematic: dennis reynolds

  • Arrogance, vanity—all over. 
  • He’s underwater, like a Range Rover.
  • Makeup… smearin’.
  • No power steerin’. 
  • He be talkin’, but we don’t be hearin’.
  • Speaks like Zeus. 
  • Smells like poops. 
  • Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.
Source: bachmanatee
Zeus poops and shoes?it's always sunny in philadelphiayou know their def poetry is pretty bad but tbh i've heard worse