In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — redqueenwildboy: redqueenwildboy: Hang on a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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redqueenwildboy

Hang on a minute…

Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?

Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.

Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.

So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.

redqueenwildboy

Keep reblogging this, it is making male mermaid enthusiasts angry.

i mean it makes sense mermaid legends apparently originated from people misunderstanding what manatees are and manatees are not known for being svelte

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