So apparently Rob Liefeld did a variant cover for a Wizard World TWD#1 print and it looks exactly like what you’d assume it’d look like.
HOLD ON OKAY
WE’RE GONNA PLAY “LIEFELD TROPE BINGO ON THIS
- NO DISCERNIBLE BACKGROUND??? CHECK!
- FIGURES “STANDING” ON IMPOSSIBLE SURFACES WITH A GROUND THAT MAKES NO SENSE, OR ELSE JUMPING THE WAY LITERALLY NO HUMAN JUMPS??? CHECK!
- WEIRD FEATHERY 90’s HAIRCUTS??? CHECK!
- LINE-FACE??? CHECK!
- WEIRD HORRIFYING FEMALE SHOULDERS THAT ARE LARGER THAN THEIR FACES??? CHECK!
- RUBBER-SPINE??? CHECK!!
- TINY EYES TINY NOSE MASSIVE GRIMACE ON LITERALLY EVERY CHARACTER??? CHECK!!
- USING OBJECTS TO OBSCURE FEET SO HE DOESN’T HAVE TO DRAW FEET??? CHECK!
- NO COMPREHENSION OF HOW PEOPLE HOLD OR USE GUNS, OR EVEN HOW A GUN LOOKS??? CHECK!!
- AWFUL PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE ROB LIEFELD HAS NEVER USED A REFERENCE IN HIS GODS DAMNED LIFE??? CHECK!!!!
- BENDY-SWORD??? CHECK!!
- BENDY-GUN??? CHECK!!
CONGRATULATIONS SIR, YOU’VE GOT A LIEFELD ORIGINAL!!
Who keeps giving him work!?
Oh it’s so fugbeautiful.