In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. — nailure: theonion: Local Oaf Not Sure What...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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nailure:
“ theonion:
“ Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At
”
2 REAL
”
YES lol i had a cashier gently say 'come over here honey' the other day it was actually sweet the way she said it so i didn't mind

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