They just don’t know how to handle him! Weaklings.
:DDD and you’ve met him, so you’d know! God I know he said evil stuff to you but I can’t remember what it was now. D: Was it about you being short?
Yes! Short and helpless-looking, I think? And other stuff, but I mostly just remember him drunkenly marveling over how big antacid bottles are in the US. How could I not be won over?