In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pearlo

Three kinds of OTP

randomishnickname

OTP A: This pair is perfect together and its sight fills me with peace and joy. I could write essays on how wonderfully those characters complete each other and balance each other out. This ship is True Beauty.

OTP B: Look I…I don’t even know why I like those two together. But I crave it - it caters to some visceral need I can’t name. I can’t get enough of those characters interacting. Their chemistry sets me ablaze.

OTP C: lmao those two are trash and they belong in the same rubbish bin

anotherwellkeptsecret

That feel when your OTP is all three.

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zombiekittiez
prycarious

Hi, I’m a writer and I can write exactly [checks the WIP] four different sentence structures.

cyberphuck

You did not have to come for me like this

zombiekittiez

Really, cause I have three. Run on without proper punctuation for out of control thoughts, fragments for emphasis, and interrupted with dashes because I just thought of something and refuse to go back and edit later.

i’m really good at those four
gnome-cleric
dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

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buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

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this post is a JOURNEY god michael b jordan