“they stopped in mid-air.”
Husbands
Author’s Note: This is actually an alternate version of what ended up on AO3.
Title: Daily Bread
Prompt: Royalty
Pairing: Tsukkiyama
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The new apprentice was a hopeless rube and everybody knew it.
“Where’d they even find this kid? Can’t carry a full flour sack, gets blisters just from standing at attention or sweeping the floor. Doesn’t even have a surname.”
you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these
Kenta always making sure to go around to everyone backstage.
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“What’s topping like?” Hinata asks. He scoots along the wall so that he’s sitting close enough to Tsukishima to hear his answer, looking up expectantly.
Tsukishima doesn’t answer. What he does do is blink twice, look around the gym, and then move away from Hinata.
“Come on,” Hinata says, scooting closer again. “I know you heard me, Tokyo Tower. You and Yamaguchi have been together longer than me and Kageyama! What was the first time like for you? How do you get good at it fast? I need to know!”
“The number you’re trying to reach is out of service,” Tsukishima says.
Timezone bump!
Karasuno, fine-tuning their scenes
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“What’s topping like?” Hinata asks. He scoots along the wall so that he’s sitting close enough to Tsukishima to hear his answer, looking up expectantly.
Tsukishima doesn’t answer. What he does do is blink twice, look around the gym, and then move away from Hinata.
“Come on,” Hinata says, scooting closer again. “I know you heard me, Tokyo Tower. You and Yamaguchi have been together longer than me and Kageyama! What was the first time like for you? How do you get good at it fast? I need to know!”
“The number you’re trying to reach is out of service,” Tsukishima says.
It’s 7:50 in the morning and I just had to read the words “he climaxed like a hurricane, wet and wild” with my own two eyeballs, and now so do you. Happy Friday 😂
The thing is she knows, she knows her descriptions make me lose my shit laughing and she’s okay with this. She just asks me to help her fix it because she doesnt know how to get over the embrasssment of being vulgar. Which frankly, my time to shine lmao
“Sharron we’ve talked about this.”
“I know, I know, it just seems so crude.”
“…you can type the words “his proud manspire flowed freely like a Grecian fountain” but “cock” is beyond you?“
“You’re putting this on your blog, aren’t you?”
“Consider it recompense for making me read the word “manspire” without warning before 9am in the year of our Lord 2k18.“
For context she’s been writing bodice rippers since before I was born and has been married for over 40 years with four kids and about a million grandkids. She’s like the tame version of me in 30 years, where on the flipside of my dottage some young whipper snapper editor is going to be begging me to tone down the filth.
@nuisancehelicopter said they reached 15,000 posts so i was like oh am i close to any milestones and realized i just passed 10,000 posts. this was my 10,000th post and that feels really right. so here i am reblogging it again.