In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
boppinrobin
marsza

Honestly the bar is so fucking low for men and they’re still coming out so lackluster at the Met Gala. Women celebs are showing up as walking performance art and what about the fellas? Oh, another black tux. Oh, maybe this radical boy is gonna slam us with some velvet. How controversial. You think a shift to yet another safe texture is enough? Where’s the lace? The collars! Where are the crowns of thorns? What man is going to be the only lion amongs a den of cowards and waltz in there with that Saint Sebastian vibe, assnaked and unmistakably gay? Catholicism hasn’t been horny for beefy, dying men for centuries just so we can play it safe with another boring black tux.

true chadwick boseman you're excused because he looked AMAZING met gala
totally-real-haikyuu-quotes

Karasuno as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

  • Daichi Sawamura: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!”
  • Kōshi Sugawara: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be prettier than me.”
  • Asahi Azumane: “You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?”
  • Yū Nishinoya: “I respect women. I’m a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen Degeneres.”
  • Ryūnosuke Tanaka: “I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.”
  • Chikara Ennoshita: “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
  • Kazuhito Narita: “The Japanese language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
  • Hisashi Kinoshita: “I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.”
  • Tobio Kageyama: “When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”
  • Shōyō Hinata: “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”
  • Kei Tsukishima: “Ok. No hard feelings, but I hate you. No joking. Bye.”
  • Tadashi Yamaguchi: “Be myself.’ What kind of garbage advice is that?”
  • Kiyoko Shimizu: “I’m not a stone-cold bitch. I’m a natural, beautiful presence.”
  • Hitoka Yachi: “She said she was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’”
  • Ittetsu Takeda: “The new plan is: no plan! We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence”
  • Keishin Ukai: “I’ve only known Karasuno for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
these are...very accurate lol especially kageyama god haikyuu!! brooklyn 99 incorrect quotes
sagechan

Anonymous asked:

I’m having a bad day. Happy Tsukkiyama?

sagechan answered:

you know how we all joke about Tsukishima connecting Yamaguchi’s freckles like a constellation on his skin? imagine that. imagine how that would actually be such a soft, quiet moment. something shared and sacred. imagine Tsukki lying on Yamaguchi’s back as they watch a movie together in Tsukki’s basement. it’s hot out today, so Yamaguchi is shirtless. imagine how, sure Tsukki is tall and big and always defended Yamaguchi as kids, but Yamaguchi is actually pretty broad-shouldered, pretty strong. his back is wide and his skin is smooth beneath Tsukki’s chin. he turns his face and lets his cheek rest against Yamaguchi’s back, and he can feel the heat of Tadashi’s body, can feel the steady, strong pulsing of his heart. imagine Tsukki using Yamaguchi’s eyeliner, lazily drawing little constellations and pictures on and between and with the freckles that litter Yamaguchi’s back like stardust. imagine the quiet peace between them. imagine the hum of the box fan in the window, the chirping of birds in the trees outside, the occasional buzz of cicadas as they roast in the summer heat. imagine these two boys, so tender and soft with each other, spending an afternoon together. Yamaguchi turns underneath Tsukki, and Tsukishma gripes and complains, but he feels a thrill in his fingers and arms as all that beautiful skin rubs against him, as those broad shoulders press into him, as Yamaguchi leans up and wraps his arms around Tsukki’s neck, smiling and giggling quietly to him, only to him, and then they kiss.

i'm not having a bad day but there's always room for improvement tsukkiyama other people's fic haikyuu!!