In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bagofbirds
sevarix-blogs

i play fe like i play pokemon. i just use the characters that i like and don't pay attention to whether they're actually good or not lol

spadefish

the FE3H wiki: Ashe is extremely mid, has below average growths, and doesn't really do well in most classes

me: yeah but he's just a little guy and i love him tho

you just feed them all of your little trinkets and stop giving a shit about 'gameplay' 'there's two other characters of the same class and they're both better' so? and? fire emblem
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pietroleopoldo

Look i joke a lot about not trusting people who don't like modern art, but in all seriousness no matter what you think of it, if someone earnestly calls a piece of modern art "degenerate", run

play-now-my-lord

"that's not art" is parochial boorishness, "that's not real art" is misguided and reactionary snobbery, "that's degenerate" is straight up fascist, hope this helps

bigbigtruck

why i don’t fw anyone who uses the word or its shortened form in earnest

yeah the word is a red flag
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confield

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

breadcunt

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

confield

We're like shooting stars you and I

this is one of my favorite tumblr posts ever just really boiling this hellsite down to its essentials
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reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

doubleca5t

An actual World Heritage Post

protectcosette

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

definitelynotlazav

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

bagginsgotdabooty

Happy ten years of Spiders Georg

oh happy ten years! spiders georg
scoobhead
scoobhead

john gaius is the funniest character in the locked tomb tbh. he's such a fuckin clown. he's literally just some dude. he got magic death powers one day and proceeded to astronomically fuck everything else up from there. he was a twitch streamer. he projects his ennui onto cows. his goal was to stop the trillionaires from fucking off and leaving everyone else on earth to die, but somehow managed to literally kill every human being on the planet and STILL let the trillionaires escape. he gave the earth form from his own flesh and panicked and made her look like barbie. he then locked barbie in a top secret underground tomb and told everyone else he killed her (he didn't). he was very confident that this plan was eternally foolproof until he was bested by a 10 year old lesbian nun. he resurrected all of his dead besties and made them think that he was their god, mostly just for fun. he's so goddamn horny that he was tricked into TWO SEPARATE EVIL THREESOMES. he named himself John Earth. he's my worstie and my silly rabbit and i'm obsessed with him

about me john gaius the locked tomb
instantbee
instantbee

On the one hand, not having a Speaker of the House is indicative of very serious issues in the American populace. It shows a divisive political dialogue and a country in crisis. The last two times this happened both preceded horrible periods of disruption in our country by about 10 years, the Great Depression and the Civil War. So it's not a great look and does make one nervous about what is coming down the pipe

On the other hand it is genuinely so fucking funny

pretty much american politics politics