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Hello Friends,

We’re about a month away from releasing our debut album “Take A Vacation!”, and you have no idea how excited we are for you guys to finally be able to hear it. Starting today you can head over to our site and pre-order the album along with one of a few different limited deluxe packages, that in our modest opinions are pretty sweet. A Young Veins Viewmaster? You betcha. And as a bonus, if you order any of them, you get two mp3s from the album immediately, not bad huh? Check em out, and tell your friends!

Also check out our other pre-orders on Amazon (Vinyl + CD), FYE (only $7.99!), and iTunes (w/ 1 bonus song!)

Oh, and for all of you in the LA area, we’re throwing a special release party over at Origami over in Echo Park on June 8. It’s a pretty awesome record store, and we hope you can make it out. More details on that coming soon!

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“This… ‘stuff’? Oh… ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.”

                              - Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada

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“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”

                  - Cher, Clueless

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