In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, it’s in your blood.
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay.
Jeff: That’s homophobic.
Troy: That’s black.
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn!
       - Football, Feminism, and You

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“You listen up, Pierce! I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. ‘You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life.’ But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that’s just the way it goes.”
       - Annie, 'Advanced Criminal Law’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It’s just… we won’t bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we going to talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a lawyer.
Shirley: See, I’m already bored.
       - Social Psychology

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy… that didn’t come out right
        - Introduction to Film

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Britta: What can I do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piñata.
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That’s where we got the idea from.
Annie: Poignant.
        - Spanish 101

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Thursday is for Community, the best new show I wish everyone was watching! Britta shows you el tocador.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Last one!

Red Robin and Batgirl are my two favorite monthlies running. I just love seeing both Tim and Steph coming of age in such great ways. (Red Robin #12)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Oh, Damian, I’ve grown so fond of your psychotic little face. (Batman & Robin #12)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease…

Tim, you picked the BEST guy to stalk all those years ago. (Red Robin #12)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[tonystarkfacts]

I wouldn’t suggest anyone else try this though.

[nonnegative]

i pretty much can’t stop laughing at this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

OTP!!!!! No, seriously, OTP. (Red Robin #12)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

There’s nothing I like better than making fun of Hal Jordan. (Brightest Day #1)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Donna, I’ve never felt so close to you before.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Batman to the rescue!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: The first official (real) trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis’s formerly-faux-film Machete is extremely… opportune.

The highly-anticipated Mexploitation flick, which stars Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Rose McGowan, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, and Robert DeNiro, is set to be released September 3.

[aicn.]

This is the best trailer and it’s good to see Lost actors getting work. LOL INTRODUCING DON JOHNSON.