In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuckyeahyoungveins]

Take A Vacation! (download here)

[nonnegative]

(The song, not the album!)

This is so boppy! And like Cape Town, surprisingly different from the live version.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I can see Pete’s “When I Was 17” is going to be a goldmine.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

loveisnotafavour-:

BRB LAUGHING FOREVER.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Starburns doesn’t do very much. I guess fascinating people don’t grow shapes on their faces.”
     - Annie, ‘The Science of Illusion’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“They’re making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.”
       - Troy, ‘The Art of Discourse’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn’t have been Crazy Town because you would have gone to high school together.
    - Beginner Pottery

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Troy: The last thing I said to him was ‘Suck it.’
Britta: Me too.
     - Interpretive Dance

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It’s an animal that looks like a dude. Why don’t I have 10 of them?
   - Contemporary American Poultry

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Annie: If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I’m a writer!
     - Investigative Journalism

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Mike: If this dude doesn’t show, we are definitely going to Applebee’s, because I’m getting in a fight no matter what.
     - Comparative Religion

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Troy: It’s impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
     - The Politics of Human Sexuality

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Shirley: This is Spanish 101. I know how to say hello, tomorrow and that tables are female. That’s the only Spanish you taught us.
     - Environmental Spanish

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeremy: [after he propels himself from his wheelchair and Jeff catches him] He hates me, yet he catches me. Man is good.
[Annie kisses Jeff, who then drops Simmons]
Annie: He was horny, so he dropped him. Man. Is. Evil.
     - Debate 109

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence AIDS.
      - Home Economics

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Troy: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut –
Abed: You would eat yourself?
Troy: I wouldn’t even question it.
      - Introduction to Statistics