In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kapi0]

[jpegjon]

i’m fucking crying this is amazing

[silentmonsters]

I just had a loud, abrupt, obnoxious, uncontrollable laughing fit.

[tomorrowwefly]

OH MY GOSH. xD

[coffeefumes]

OH GOD I HAVE A BONER

[pleadingthefilth]

^^^^^

[misskittyfantastico]

BAHAHAHAHAHHA

[panasonicyouth]

someorangesonfire-:

MARK

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[yayponies]

SHRIEKED AND CRIED ACTUAL TEARS AND KNOCKED IPHONE CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOM

[shinyhats]

WHAT IS BREATHING AD;FKDS

[nonnegative]

IT’S GOOD I’M NOT EATING BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE CHOKED ON SOMETHING.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[wanitaq]

Europe and the Mediteranian-Night View

Ooh, so amazing!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hman]

ericmortensen:

I know almost nothing about Ms. Giffords, but I’m trying to learn.

According to On The Issues:

• She strongly pro-choice
• She favors requiring the hiring of women & minorities.
• She strongly favors same-sex domestic partnership benefits.
• She opposes teacher-led prayer in public schools.
• She’s neutral on the death penalty.
• She strongly opposes mandatory Three Strikes sentencing laws.
• She supports the absolute right to gun ownership.
• She strongly favors more federal funding for health coverage.
• She’s neutral on privatizing social security.
• She opposes school vouchers.
• She strongly favors replacing coal & oil with alternatives.
• She strongly supports the drug war.
• She opposes allowing churches to provide welfare services.
• She favors making taxes more progressive.
• She strongly opposes allowing illegal immigrants to earn citizenship.
• She opposes expanding free trade.
• She strongly opposes the expansion of the armed forces.
• She strongly favors strict limits on campaign funds.
• She strongly opposes the Patriot Act.

 NPR says she has died.

[wanttogetupgoahead]

Her husband and his twin brother are astronauts.  The brother is on the space station right now and her husband is scheduled to go up on the next shuttle.

[hman]

It gets worse. 

[seventeen76]

Are you fucking kidding me. Jesus Christ. 

[whiskeyonsunday]

This is terribly, tragically sad.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[pinkujisatsu]

› The Big Bang Theory 4.12

[nonnegative]

Howard’s face made this scene.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

NANCY, NO!

God, I love Kate Beaton’s Nancy Drew.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

TWO WEEKS!!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

nj.com

good job, my state. toughest anti-bullying laws in the country passed nearly unanimously.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[snugglyduckling]

lorelaigilmore | silentwilight | thealexsimms:

TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY CRYING DAWSON.

Thank you, James.

[nonnegative]

amazing.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: And now, Josh Groban Sings Kanye West’s Tweets.

[jkl.]

I lost it at “French fries are the devil.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sundaystorms]

Friends: one episode, one scene

Jill: Would you like some gum?
Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
Jill: Sorry, it’s not.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. [to himself] What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
*
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. [to himself] ‘Gum would be perfection’? ‘Gum would be perfection.’ Could have said ‘gum would be nice,’ or ‘I’ll have a stick,’ but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection! I loathe myself.

Friends 1.07 - The One With the Blackout

IS IT SUGARLESS? GUM WOULD BE PERFECTION. Chandler=spirit animal. They stupid things you say to try and act all cool and nonchalant.

[nonnegative]

I still occasionally say “gum would be perfection” if someone offers it to me, and I’m always pleased if they laugh afterward.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuckyeahmashups]

Doctordude - Tik Tok Together (Ke$ha vs The Beatles)

Yes, this exists. And now it’s in your life. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if you want to hug me or shoot me, but in all honesty I kind of.. love it?

[nonnegative]

whatever, whatever, this is great.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

see, here’s the thing. jake mcdorman is starring in a lifetime television movie called THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER. that is literally everything i could ever ask for. HOWEVER, it premieres tonight at 9 against Greek. WHY, GOD, WHY?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[idlovetobebardafree]

I bet whatever is in that can tastes like pure unadulterated VENGEANCE!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

MONDAY!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

DIY of the Day: Rorschach masks are a dime a dozen; but Rorschach masks with a morphing inkblot a la the Real Deal, well, they’re not as common.

Using Thermochromic paint pigment and clear screen printing base, you can now make an ink blot mask that changes like the character Rorschach from the movie the watchmen. As you breath in and out, the color of the mask changes from black to white wherever the wearer’s breath hits it and warms it to a point above 86 degrees F.

Apparently, once dry, these products are safe to inhale. Worst case scenario: You go insane and become a crime-fighting vigilante. Would that really be so bad?

[escapist / iheartchaos.]

Hey rraaaarrl, did you see this yet?