In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“I tickle her lightly with a feather. I tickle her… her boobies. I take off my tunic in full and remove my large cock.”

Thanks, behind-the-scenes!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[talking-bird]

Um, watch this Ron & Tammy 2 trailer right now. RIGHT NOW.

I… have no real words. Only sounds.

[zeriously]

HOLY SHIT. 

[nonnegative]

everyone on earth ever should watch this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

unf.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[ceandersen]

I ran Conan’s wax figure through MyHeritage.com’s facial recognition software… hilarity ensued.

[nonnegative]

I can’t wait to watch HELEN ON TBS.

(lolol dakota fanning)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

baaaaaaby andy! those are some stylin’ shades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[advicelemon]

Submitted by (doigetaprize)

[nonnegative]

“Liz Lemon, you mind I Google myself in your office?”

“Sure, Tracy!”

“Can I use your computer?”

“How else you gonna do it?”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[severability]

&Rihanna;

[mooserrific]

oh SNAP

[nonnegative]

lolol she’s great.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

http://pol.moveon.org/smithbill/?temp9

Calls and letters have more individual impact, but moveon.org is trying to reach 200,000 signatures against the federal aid bill trying to redefine rape. No harm in both writing and signing.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

This show is so good that even the deleted scenes are comedy gold. “You’re a brilliant nurse and friend… you’re just an okay artist. Actually, you’re a crappy artist. You’re terrible at drawing.”

“My donor card is in my wallet. Whoever gets my organs will not be disappointed. I take very good care of my organs, internal and external.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Guys, I hope we’re all ready for The Shape of Spring!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

thedailywhat:

Crossover of the Day: Matthew Inman’s Tumblr Tumbeasts meet Yiying Lu’s Twitter Fail Whale in The Oatmeal’s terrifying ode to service outage mascots.

[oatmeal.]

this probably shouldn’t make me laugh as much as it does.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

i’d give you floor, britta.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[gestianpoet21]

oh my god

oh my god

what

[honeywheresmypipe]

YOU WILL CRY OUT FOR A SOY CHAI LATTE WITH ONE SHOT OF ESPRESSO

AND I WILL WHISPER BACK: OKAY.

[who-md]

omgomgomgomg

[supershells]

Literally the best thing I’ve seen all night.

[nonnegative]

i’d totally get rorschach at the starbucks drive-thru and be completely terrified.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Get it, TKS. :DDD

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

looooooove. she looks amazing!