In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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weallwannaparty:
“ guminudli:
“ ladiesmakingcomics:
“ gwenfrankenstien:
“ I can’t remember whether the last movie I saw was Under the Red Hood or The King’s Speech?
So either I am a speech therapist or a vigilante.
ETA: OH WAIT NO IT WAS THE TROTSKY....
gwenfrankenstien

I can’t remember whether the last movie I saw was Under the Red Hood or The King’s Speech?

So either I am a speech therapist or a vigilante.

ETA: OH WAIT NO IT WAS THE TROTSKY. I AM TROTSKY. THAT IS MY JOB.

ladiesmakingcomics

I AM A STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR AN INTERSTELLAR PACKAGE DELIVERY COMPANY \o/

guminudli

See, I haven’t watched a movie in like a month, so it’s hard to remember but I’m either a truck driver in Iraq or a Viking warrior.

weallwannaparty

Can we count TV shows? Because then I’ll be a vampire slayer, fuck yeah! I think the last movie I watched was RED, so I guess that makes me a CIA agent. Not bad.

nonnegative

The last movie I watched was Groundhog Day. I DON’T WANT TO BE A WEATHERPERSON STUCK IN THE SAME DAY FOR YEARS. D: Though I guess it would give me time to learn musical instruments and extra languages. I’m also okay with just a regular old weatherperson who isn’t stuck in a time loop!

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fuckyeahlongbox

Worth a read for the description of Rogue and Gambit alone.

fuckyeahcomicrelationships

A very interesting read!  I know I agree with certain parts of this list, but what about you guys?

sandraisagilf

Can’t say I agree with a whole lot of this, but to each their own. 

Gambit and Rogue were my first OTP, I love them to bits. That’s my stand on the whole thing. 

sistervenom

While there are points to this list that I agree with, I don’t like a lot of the wording (describing Rogue and Remy as “incomprehensible” because they have thick accents for instance) and lack of research about characters (Piotr’s age, for instance).  IDK, there is some things I agree with in there but the way it’s worded just rubbed me the wrong way.

fuckyeahlongbox

I didn’t think he was saying people with thick accents were incomprehensible, I think he was saying that the way that it’s written is incomprehensible… er, not defending him, I just read it differently, that’s all!

nonnegative

I agree with your reading of it. The phonetically written out accents in X-Men barely resemble the accents they’re supposed to be representing.

That said, we’re all ignoring TERRY LONG further down in the article. I sometimes have nightmares about his beard. He was somehow less creepy in resurrected zombie form.

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whiskeyonsunday:
“ suicideblonde:
“ Tina: I think this is gonna work out really well between me and you, ‘cause it’s, it’s like good energy, it’s- it’s gonna be kinda cool, like that movie Monster.
Amy: Yeah?
Tina: Yeah, you saw that movie Monster,...
suicideblonde

Tina: I think this is gonna work out really well between me and you, ‘cause it’s, it’s like good energy, it’s- it’s gonna be kinda cool, like that movie Monster

Amy: Yeah?

Tina: Yeah, you saw that movie Monster, right?

Amy: Yeah. Are you-are you gonna kill me?

Tina: No! I’m gonna kill other people, and you’re gonna be my girlfriend.

Amy: Cool!

(Amy Poehler’s first night co-anchoring Weekend Update with Tina Fey, Oct 2nd, 2004)

whiskeyonsunday

comedy otp

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whenparentstext

Yellow

  • dad: Well. It probably is an infection. If you have no fever, no big tender lumps on the side of your neck, but do have nasal drainage, them it is probably a viral infection and you just treat the symptoms. On a different subject. Why cant i stop listening to cold play?
  • me: Ummm i don’t know!
  • dad: Is your snot yellow? Cold play reference!
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  • lol i can just picture this dad yelling 'coldplay reference!'