That’s a title for an upcoming Parks episode.
I will implode. Aneurisms and heart attacks will ensue.
This is also the episode that everyone is hyping as the DRUNKEST the characters have ever gotten in the history of the show.
I’m pretty much naming it my favorite episode right now, idec what else happens.
omg omg omg omg
yesssssss. do i need to declare my undying love of drunk tv episodes publicly? if so, here you go.
Who will win the first Superboy/Kid Flash race?!
CLICK HERE to find out (or at least preview).
can i get odds on krypto?
“Wait, what?”
My username is TT (HA I’M DAMIAN WAYNE), my first name is T, my nickname does not exist, and my middle name is D.
GD JUGQVT
Look at that fancy lastname.
I CAN’T :|
lol my first name is now V. V FOR VENDETTA! My last name is surprisingly just my last name.
Oh for crying out loud, Humphrey.
Oh man, I really need to catch up on Gossip Girl. Dan and Blair? WHAT.
Surprisingly watchable! Though you have plenty of time to catch up; they’re on hiatus until mid-April.
Straight Men Over the Age of 50 Who Have No Business Liking Lady Gaga as Much as They Do.
Technically my dad won’t be 50 until April, but the point stands.
My dad could be in this club, too. He also loves Britney Spears.
Oscars: AutoTune The Oscars: The Gregory Brothers’ “unintentional musical” skit from tonight’s Academy Awards.
[qon / @snitchseeker.]
this was my favorite part of the night, especially the ron and hermione part interspersed with harry’s awkward staring.
this.
i will dress HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT and expect to be treated WITH RESPECT because I’m a human being and my body is NOT YOURS to comment on.
Thank you, Gabi.
You can GET FUCKED if you think that anything I WEAR has anything to do with the way YOU ACT. You are a human being with a brain that fires electricity and makes your limbs and mouth move, yes? You are not some sort of fabric-controlled puppet? Then fuck OFF if you think that the fabric I put over my limbs and torso controls in ANY WAY your actions+reactions.
^ what she said. seriously, it’s 2011. can we all get over ‘her short skirt was asking for it’ now? progressive views are your friend.
additional pedantic reply: a hoe is a garden tool. lrn2spell.
“You’re high!”
“You’re drunk!”
Rewatching all of Arrested Development was such a good choice.
regardless if the dude is engaged or not. get over it. i’m pretty sure you never had a shot to begin with, just saying.
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
Do you think I have a chance with Dawson? :D? :D?
Depends, can you stand by a creek and look soulfully into the distance?
Of course. They gave classes on that in the 90’s.
regardless if the dude is engaged or not. get over it. i’m pretty sure you never had a shot to begin with, just saying.
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
Do you think I have a chance with Dawson? :D? :D?
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