In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[thedailywhat]

Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Spotting “World’s Greatest Extra” Jesse Heiman is the new Where’s Waldo.

[reddit.]

[nonnegative]

IDK why this is so delightful to me. Possibly because I’ve seen at least half of these and totally recognize that guy.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

whiskeyonsunday.tumblr.com

Whiskey on a Sunday: iwontcutmybeard replied to your post: The membership is 40?

[nonnegative]

whiskeyonsunday:

I was wondering if that’s normal for other bands. i’ve never done m&g so I have no idea. Then again, I whine about having to pay $20 for a show, my sense of what’s normal to pay for things is probably skewed.

maybe the paid thing is common(ish) for bigger bands? but i also know cobra starship had free m&g and it was not only free, but completely random. i won it for a show when i was just buying tickets for someone else. sorry gabe, i didn’t blow you off on purpose!

also, i’m with you on the $20 thing. i’m getting stingy in my old age.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

iwontcutmybeard replied to your post: The membership is 40?

[monsterinrage]

I’m thinking about just buying it right now. Is it, if you’re a member, you get m&g or.?

well that’s how it’s supposed to work… you get the m&g opportunities and presale and shit but uh. for this tour they’re making nd members pay extra for m&g opportunities? the whole thing kind of makes me a little sick to my stomach but. yeah. there are other chances for them besides paying but…

[whiskeyonsunday]

 wait, you seriously have to pay for meet n greet? is that normal?

[nonnegative]

it wasn’t when i was a member; m&g was a free lottery you put in for after you bought your ticket. i believe the last fob headlining tour did have paid m&g for members, but i was never in their fan club so i might be talking out of my ass.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[heroics]

ryancox | deantrippe:

When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.

From Superman #709, written by Chris Roberson.

Wow I’m so glad this is canon. 

[shellnestro]

It’s perfect.

[nonnegative]

IT’S SO PERFECT AND THAT’S TERRIBLE.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

file under: creatures that are too adorable to be real.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[whiskeyonsunday]

nonnegative replied to your video: The Like are all in. (Except Annie. Annie is not…

we always do this.

 Excellent minds think aLIKE.

GET IT. LIKE. BECAUSE WE BOTH POSTED A VIDEO OF THE LIKE.

[nonnegative]

I DO GET IT!! BECAUSE WE THINK THE LIKE!!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[whiskeyonsunday]

ROUND TWO ROUND TWO ROUND TWO

RATE THEM FIVE STARS!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[whiskeyonsunday]

still so happy.

[nonnegative]

april 14th??? what kind of torture contest is this?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuckyeahlost]

Hipster survivors via lashlee.

Previous hipsters: Hipster Locke.

[nonnegative]

They should have put Sawyer in his half-and-half Harry Potter glasses.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[zeriously]

Okay, Tina, it’s really time for you to stop making jokes about how unattractive you are. GOOD LORD. 

[nonnegative]

i love the bigger shot, especially her shoes, but good lord, what the hell is going on with that cover?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[blissandzen]

Ed Stein

[stfuconservatives]

FREE MARKETS Y’ALL

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Have been tearing through the first season of Archer on Netflix, and even though Jessica Walter, H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, and Chris Parnell are all regulars in this cast, I’m pretty sure HR Rep Pam is my favorite character.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Spring Break

• me : hello from Mexico..im safe ! see you soon
• Mom: good - I was worried - call me as soon as you get back; Love Mom XOXOXO
• Mom: p.s. are you sure a kidnapper is not forcing you to write this email against your will????
• ---
• "Dear Lisa,
• As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and --
• REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME.
• SINCERELY,
• LITTLE GIRL"

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Anytime I see a Dan Radcliffe interview, I’m so charmed by how well-adjusted he is.