In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gnome-cleric

Ten seconds to prove you aren’t a superhero

alliterate

I’m out of shape!

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I don’t have an inexhaustible source of income!

iamasuperqueer-oh

I’m playboy millionaire Bruce Wayne. 

fuckyeahlongbox

This is my favourite answer so far :`D

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No matter how many times I talk to sea creatures, they won’t do my bidding.

…Yet.

whiskeyonsunday

No matter how many times I talk to twelve year old boys, they won’t do my bidding.

…Yet.

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creeeeeeeeeper

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yellowsourfruit-: “ I did a photoshoot once with Oprah for O magazine, and it’s a big deal when Oprah comes in place, and I was like, “Oh my, she’s coming to my apartment I gotta get everything out of here.” So I called a friend Jennifer Greenberg...
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yellowsourfruit-:

I did a photoshoot once with Oprah for O magazine, and it’s a big deal when Oprah comes in place, and I was like, “Oh my, she’s coming to my apartment I gotta get everything out of here.” So I called a friend Jennifer Greenberg who does the set dressing for 30 Rock, she came over and fixing up the apartment mostly involves taking my stuff out, we put it in a truck and I don’t know, they hid it in the woods or something, and she put a nice little rug down, and she put a bowl of fancy pears, and they made it really nice. And Oprah came in the door, and my daughter immediately was like, “Come here, come here.” to Oprah, and led her to this bowl of beautiful fruits and was like, “These crazy bananas are for you.”

I love all Alice stories.

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