In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

“An owl flies through the cafeteria, a weird teacher does something irresponsible, and the boy who is clearly a Nazi continues to exude Nazi-like symptoms.

Harry and Magical Hitler Youth fly around on brooms punching each other, and Principal Gandalf complains about another thing people weren’t supposed to touch that someone definitely touched, (this time it’s a chamber. Of secrets.).

Oh, also Alan Rickman’s still in the game, so I guess he wasn’t evil, although he’s probably just hiding his evil because fucking look at him.”

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The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.

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Oh god, I’m dying.

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LMAOOOOOO

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A statement both true AND a reference to my favorite childhood game? Magic.

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butourhearts:
“ whiskeyonsunday:
“ Thank you for checking in on that, Jon.
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this is exactly why they’re my fucking favorites and now i’m just sitting here sobbing like an idiot (not just for this but it kinda made it worse. i’ve just had a shitty...
whiskeyonsunday

Thank you for checking in on that, Jon.

butourhearts

this is exactly why they’re my fucking favorites and now i’m just sitting here sobbing like an idiot (not just for this but it kinda made it worse. i’ve just had a shitty week /o\).

good to know jon will get over himself and tweet ryan if he’s dead. i know he’s joking but still!

CAN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER ALREADY AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC AND JONFIRES AND RIDICULOUS TWEETS ;_______;

nonnegative

yes please.

makingthenoise

Reblog with the time and format you’re seeing Deathly Hallows this weekend:

deathcab4booty

Friday, 7:00 PM, IMAX 3D

shiisia

Thursday, Midnight, Regular theater (lol) 2D

thefireremains

Thursday, 9 PM for part 1 and 12:01 for part 2. 3D unfortunately but I’m fine with that because they’re Harry’s glasses.

elitefourabby

Friday, 12:01. 3D because meh.

misskittyfantastico

Sunday. No idea what time and what format.

hurricane-head

Friday 9:30 PM, non-3D. Because the midnight premiere sold out </3

makingthenoise

Thursday 9:00pm 3D Deathly Hallows Double Feature 

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Saturday 1:30pm 3D IMAX. It’s the new mom who lives near an IMAX theater viewing of choice!

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